1. usb-dongle:

    it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

    (Source: usbdongle, via meetmeinthedugout)

     
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  3. wutheringss:

    itallwentbarmy:

    cutewasteland:

    thehuckleberry:

    misterchristofelees:

    wutheringss:

    Horrible hilarious accidental pun in my history exam;

    “Henry VIII’s marriage to Catherine Howard was cut short in February 1542”

    I am a terrible person

    No you’re not a bad person, that’s nothing worth losing your head over.

    It was a decent enough pun, but a lack-luster execution.

    Nice job, guys. I’m laughing my head off.

    oMG WHAT IS HEIR?????

    I’m never going to escape this text post

    (via fizzylimon)

     
  4. leekimhoung:

    ..look what i’ve done.

    (via justabunchof-hocuspocus)

     

  5. saraannabanana:

    vivianvivisection:

    jonesdavid813:

    h0llo:

    Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

    no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

    keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

    Yeah mother fucker

    (via hadesxrising)

     

  6. salt-and-pepper-panda:

    andanelasticheart:

    nylooms:

    tupacabra:

    image

    it’s a metaphor

    The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

    August Waters is that you?

    No because he’s dead

    (via anothergoth)

     

  7. quickweaves:

    quickweaves:

    White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.

    this post wont die 

    (via acab13)

     
  8. buildabitchworkshop:

    iraffiruse:

    Nintendo Oui

    c’est une métaphore

    (via garrustargaryen)

     
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  10. turkey-imported-from-maine:

    firelorcl:

    meladoodle:

    i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

    a dentist

    i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

    (via princessmisseerie)