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  3. chiltonomics:

    xproblem-childx999:

    cutebabe:

    fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

    whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…

    a fucking starship for ants

    (via lacigreen)

     
  4. khaleesi-of-lucifers-cage:

    badwolfcomplex:

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    This is quite possibly the only thing that could get me to reblog the royal family.

    I choked on my water you monster!

    (Source: delightfullyroyal, via batwayneandninjaangels)

     

  5. hiddlesbatchlove:

    lilmissitalia:

    If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

    PURGHAPS

    (Source: lilmiss-fallen-pancake, via petitedeath)

     
  6. cheese3d:

    i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

    (via petitedeath)

     

  7. lesbian-pixie:

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    "your wings are too big"

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    (via howabootnaw)

     
  8. strikerhercules:

    » Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

    (via batwayneandninjaangels)

     

  9. Reasons I love the band HIM

    a-phoenix-inside:

    bobtardis:

    1. The lyrics sound like a heartsick vampire.
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    2. Ville Valo could very well be a heartsick vampire.
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    “Falling in love is the best way to kill your heart because then it’s not yours anymore. It’s laid in a coffin, waiting to be cremated.” - Ville Valo

    3. Guitar solos.
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    4. Every once and a while a song lasts for 9 minutes and you don’t even notice.

    5. Ville’s voice gives me shivers.
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    6. Finnish accents.
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    7. Awkward and silly in real life.
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    Accurate.

    (via stigmata-diaboli-666)

     
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